Pimp My Bed: The Male Sleep Lair.
Bed makers are manning up. After years of catering to women, manufacturers are setting their sights on men. The new macho mattresses they’re introducing have “muscle-recovery properties” and cooling technology, on the theory that men are more likely to feel too hot in bed. The bed frames feature built-in TVs, iPod docking stations, wine coolers, safes and other guy-friendly gadgetry.
Every bed in this article looks like an unsold prop from the Home Improvement It’s a Wrap! auction.
Also, could you imagine the insult-to-injury ratio of getting raped on one of these?
