Author Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences

10. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 4: Five months ago, the kaleidoscope of power had been shaken, and Aringarosa was still reeling from the blow.

Did they hit him with the kaleidoscope?

True connoisseurs know the ne plus ultra of Dan Brown consumption is to enjoy the unabridged audiobook of one of his doorstops, preferably on a long flight—an experience on a par with eating Spam in Hawaii. Things take a turn for the sublime whenever the invariably-male narrator adopts a sibilant Romance accent in order to deliver the resident ingénue’s expository dialog about quarks, leptons and absent fathers.

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