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Rumer Willis To Play Lesbian On '90210'

Hall says the 20-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore will guest-star in one episode as “a punky, cute lesbian who isn’t afraid to speak her mind.” Willis’ character, named Gia, will work at the school paper.

I’d have an easier time buying her as an alien princess named Hoarf from the Jackson Hole Nebula, in whose own face her galactically good-looking parents’ features are blended with a mathematical cruelty that would make Paul Bowles blush and Intelligent Design proponents cower behind their unicorn dioramas.

Also, reread her character’s description and then read this.