September 2011
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C: You need to get a pug.
R: I don't know if I'm responsible enough to take care of a dog that has a foreskin for a face.
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Taylor Lautner in ‘Abduction’ - Review - NYTimes →
To give Mr. Lautner his due, he is a martial-arts dervish with perfectly sculptured abs. His acting, however, is another matter. I can’t recall another teenage star so opaque. If his physiognomy—recessed eyes that don’t seem to focus, a wide snub nose and Elvis-y lips—conjure Neanderthal manhood after a cosmetic makeover, his boyish monotone with its utter lack of inflection suggests that he is...
“I have a real love-hate thing going on with Disney. It’s a slippery...”
– Ryan Gosling
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A month later I’m still terrified by the scene in Rise of the Planet of the Apes where an orangutan unhooks Freida Pinto’s bra after correctly executing the yawn-and-stretch move.
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