June 2011
23 posts
Jun 30th
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“Itchy & Scratchy Studios didn’t push Poochie on audiences the way Cars 2...”
– Nathan Rabin
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Lytro Launches to Transform Photography →
Lytro is developing a new type of camera that dramatically changes photography for the first time since the 1800s. Rather than just capturing one plane of light, it captures the entire light field around a picture, all in one shot taken on a single device. A light field includes every beam of light in every direction at every point in time. Experimentation in this field started in the mid-1990s at...
Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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C: This girl at work says the iPhone 5 isn't coming out till next year.
R: The internet says an iPhone 4S is due in September.
C: What's the "S" for?
R: I couldn't say.
C: Maybe it's "4S" as in "Fo' Sho'."
Jun 21st
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Jun 19th
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Jun 18th
Bieberozac
willarkatone: If you’re ever feeling low or just having a downer of a day all you need to do is remember that as you read this, somewhere, Selena Gomez is dryly tugging Justin Bieber’s shiny little penis. Bieberoquel XR.
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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R: I've meditated a hundred hours since September, easy.
J: It doesn't seem very Zen to keep count.
Jun 14th
What They Say About Stanley Kubrick →
Producer James B. Harris on working with with Kubrick: When we first got together, he said: “We should never have a falling out and we should never have any kind of dispute that reaches an impasse because we’re both intelligent, we’re both articulate and one should be able to convince the other. If both people are intelligent they should be able to buy the other’s...
Jun 12th
That Judy Moody movie looks like it was shot in one of those fake American suburbs the Soviets used to build on the Steppe to train KGB assassins … or Robert Rodriguez’s backyard.
Jun 11th
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Sometimes I get Mike Nichols’ marriage to Diane Sawyer mixed up with Garry Trudeau’s marriage to Jane Pauley. (Maury Povich’s marriage to Connie Chung, not so much.)
Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
Jun 7th
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Your face is still fresh, your name feels foreign in my mouth. Whenever you call I’m afraid I’ll say I love you.
Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
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Nobody expects Fyvush Finkel
R1: What time does J__'s flight get in tomorrow?
R2: Like five-ish.
R1: …Finkel.
R2: What?
R1: Sorry, it's my personal "Shave and a Haircut."
Jun 3rd
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