May 2011
15 posts
“Nothing is more dangerous than a sequel to a wildly successful awful movie,...”
– The A.V. Club’s Scott Tobias was reviewing 2004’s Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed when he made this observation but it’s just as pertinent this weekend.
W: Lady and the Tramp could have also been called Some Dogs Fuck Each Other.
R: All Dogs Get To Third Base.
W: Beethoven's 5th Abortion.
Consonance
For that fleeting instant where falling feels like flying, falling is the most amazing feeling in the world.
Baby talk
R1: I try to make sure E________ finishes her entire bottle before I put her down for the night because that's the longest she goes between meals.
R2: I read on Wikipedia that hummingbirds die in their sleep if they don't drink enough nectar during the day.
R1: That's horrible!
“We throw away who we are and become everybody else.”
– Ben Hecht
As much as I appreciate a chestnut like “I love you,” the most romantic thing I can say to someone I care about is “I make myself accountable to you.”
Ring-ring, ring-ring
R: Tom Hardy's playing Bane in the new Batman.
C: Vain?
R: No, Bane.
C: "V" as in "vagina," right?
R: No, "B" as in "bagina."
“Dan Gorske has eaten 25,000 Big Macs over 39 years—close to two per day, every...”
– John Gruber
The reason I don’t watch a lot of sitcoms is due to my longstanding fear that I may actually be watching one of those fake-out Japanese horror movies that start out all sunny before they jackknife into the ninth circle of hell.
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You say Ferretti and I say Spinotti. Ferretti, Spinotti—let’s call the whole thing Dante.
Apple has reportedly hired Tomlinson Holman,... →
The Mac startup chime is about to get a whole lot browner.
