March 2011
25 posts
February 2011
26 posts
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(The spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with a line of coke.)
Don Johnson, formerly of Michael Mann’s Miami Vice, is returning to NBC for the Michael Patrick King drama A Mann’s World. My head hurts.
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“I have a bust of Abraham Lincoln in my office, and it’s not because of the...”
– Richard Donner
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Synecdoche
A: What's that word again, the one that's not Schenectady?
R: There are a lot of words that aren't Schenectady.
Leah Remini is the Jiminy Cricket of Scientology.
There’s nothing sexier than watching a very busy and important person eat lunch in a terrible hurry.
“Sandler put his rotten tomatoes in about a thousand more theaters than Biebs.”
– A commenter on Deadline Hollywood sums up the weekend box office in the folkloric tradition of Homer.
“It’s an ingenious, meticulously crafted narrative of fitful, incremental...”
– A Daily Dish reader on the merits of Groundhog Day. [thanks, s]
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“No You Girls”
Lick your cigarette then kiss me
Kiss me where your eye won’t meet me
“Do You Want To”
Well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna
Wanna go where I never let you before
These Franz Ferdinand lyrics probably aren’t about wanting a girl to do stuff to your butt.
J____’s favorite new thing to do when we’re out is to point out toddlers that have the same haircut as me. (It’s only ever toddlers.)
