April 2010
31 posts
March 2010
22 posts
Whenever some disturbance makes all the dogs in my neighborhood caterwaul simultaneously I secretly hope they’re doing the Twilight Bark from One Hundred and One Dalmatians.
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“Character is what emerges from all the little things you were too busy to do...”
– Mignon McLaughlin
My bad
I meant to say your kid looks adorable, not affordable.
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“Please Don’t Touch,” Polly...
Mo’Nique’s Best Supporting Actress Oscar pretty much paves the way for her to play Carrie Bradshaw’s imaginary black friend in the next Sex and the City movie.
Awkward doorknobs
Is that a web site yet? It ought to be.
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It’s raining on me because I lied when I was seventeen.
From the annals of compromising positions
The landlord walks in on me sprawled out in bed, watching the episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where a space ghost fucks Dr. Crusher’s brains out.
Did I mention it wasn’t my apartment?
