December 2010
28 posts
Muppets with People Eyes →
All tomorrow’s nightmares.
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Ring-ring, ring-ring
C: What's the name of that Julianne Moore movie where she's allergic to everything?
R: "Safe."
C: What?
R: "Safe."
C: "Face"?
R: "Safe." S-A-F-E.
C: Say that again?
R: Forget it. We're calling it "Salt" from now on.
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C: Who was that old-timey chick who murdered her parents with a hatchet?
R: Lizzie Grubman.
C: Wait. That's not right.
R: Sorry. Lizzie Borden. Lizzie Grubman was that old-timey chick who tried to murder a bunch of people with an SUV.
WatchNow this is a fucking holiday card. [thanks, faketv]
Insincere beer
You know when someone’s like Let’s hang out soon or We should catch up one of these days but they don’t really mean it? That’s insincere beer.
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“Yogi Bear is like District 9 but way more depressing. In District 9, hundreds of...”
– In Yogi Bear, Jellystone Park is District 9 (for bears)
I think Nathan Rabin’s description of Reese Witherspoon as “radiant yet annoying” in his review of How Do You Know may be the spiritual successor to Joseph Conrad’s estimation of the African queen in Heart of Darkness as “savage and superb.”
“Hope till hope creates from its own wreck the thing it contemplates.”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound
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Things that aren't Wikipedia articles yet
Grudge-bearing Animals
Deathless Spinsters
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