September 2009
89 posts
Accidentally/sort-of/self-hatingly watching the 1998 Bullock-Kidman witch-com Practical Magic on the Style Network. Its cat-lady factor could not be higher if it were set inside Anne of Green Gables’ uterus.
“In my younger and more vulnerable years” I used to think I’d want my superpower to be the ability to invisibly kick people in the butt, but now that I’m older I realize the ability to psychically induce bed-wetting would be far more satisfying.
August 2009
70 posts
'Bad Boys 3' in the works →
legrand:
Yessssssss. More car chases through shanty towns, and high speed chases involving cadavers.
Don’t forget wildly inappropriate nude scenes [nsfw] involving cadavers.
Now I kinda wanna cram Snow Leopard into holes it doesn’t belong in—like my iPhone.
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Sometimes when we touch, the Tumblarity’s too much.
Oops, typo.
I’ve only been watching ABC’s shitty Defying Gravity because I thought it was a summer miniseries. Now I find out the network’s just burning off a thirteen-episode order. I demand shitty closure!
“Remember when everything wasn’t a goddamn head-up display?”
– Me in about fifteen years.
Provigil
♥ing everyone’s posts about MJ’s medicine cabinet (okay, more of a Scrooge McDuck-esque medicine bin) is my anti-drug.
High-Speed Robot Hand Demonstrates Dexterity and... →
No mention is made of its diaper-changing abilities (after you soil yourself out of fear).
Microsoft responds to Xbox 360 54.2 percent... →
Amazing.
If you have a younger sibling who’s just old enough to exercise really great, distinctive taste in music I highly recommend availing yourself of that.
Movieline: The 7 Eeriest Parallels Between Avatar... →
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When Wolfgang threw that doughnut across the room the hot dog down the hallway finally felt complete.
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Man Arrested For Selling Oven Door As $100 HDTV →
He covered it in convincing-looking stickers, of course. He’s not some fucking amateur.
Just watched Kathie Lee attempt to draw a line from Nazism to healthcare reform on national television—confirming a couple of things: Today’s widely ignored fourth hour has gone completely feral; and Frank Gifford’s cuckquean is even batshit crazier than SNL’s Wiiged-out caricature.
To the show’s partial credit, Hoda smacked that shit down pretty quickly.
“I’m thinking of showing up to a gun rally with the proposed health care bill...”
– Gonzalo Cordova
(via skybarn)
Occasionally when I receive an email from a friend I’ll notice the thumbnail portrait Apple Mail displays alongside the message headers anew and think Really, that’s the goofy picture you chose for yourself? Then I’ll remember that’s the goofy picture I chose for their Address Book entry.
“You sat on my lasagna! FART!”
– My somewhat crude, uninformed impression of the typical TBS sitcom.
“Tickle My Spine,” Looker.
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When I look at pictures—in this era of lifestreaming more than ever—of friends I’ve known since we were all awkward Muppety teenagers—and I see the confident, serious, smiling adults they’ve become—for a moment the surge of pride and affection I experience almost makes me lose my erection.
