- R: How long does pink-eye take to become, like, symptomatic or whatever?
- F: About six hours, give or take.
- R: So if a friend told me about a pink-eye outbreak at her kid’s preschool on Thursday and now it’s Saturday...
- F: You’re fine.
- R: I mean, technically, she told me over the phone, so we didn’t actually have any physical contact or anything.
- F: I’m hanging up now.